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Justin Myers

Hey, I’m Justin. I cook things. People seem to think I cook pretty well…at least well enough to start a website about it. So here it is. I suppose you want to know some information about me to better corroborate my story of being a real person.

First off, I strangely have a degree in Computer Science from the University of Texas at Dallas which allows me to do things like make this webpage and not at all develop websites that people will pay me for.

Second, I live in Austin and am attending culinary classes at Austin Community College so that people will actually believe that I can cook instead of having to prove it every single time.

Last, but not least, none of this proves I’m a real person or that I can actually cook. You’ll just have to hope that this is really all true and that my food is really this delicious.

Love,
Justin

Mark “Marky” Mark

I’m sure Mark doesn’t even wanted (yeah, it’s a typo, what of it) to be listed on this site because he strangely likes to try to keep his identity a secret. Little does he know that I post his picture on every website that I visit. Mark claims that he is “Jewish” which is only backed up by the fact that he’s in law school. Other than these random facts about Mark, he’s the person who told me to make this site and promised that he’d pay me for it. I don’t really believe that he’ll pay me therefore not a whole lot of effort is going into it. Hopefully Mark actually does something for once in his life and actually contributes to this thing. Also, that picture is probably not Mark.

Jeff “Hardbody” Hargrove

Jeff is my other buddy who actually knows how to cook but is rather absent at the time of this project. For some reason he decided joining the Army was a great idea and ran off to do whatever the hell they do these days in the Army. I’m assuming that it doesn’t involve a lot of cooking or websitery so I’m just posting this for him in the meantime. Jeff is a magical creature. No one ever sees him actually doing anything, yet he knows way too much about everything. Also, my N key just decided to fall off my keyboard, that’s sort of a bummer…but now it’s back. Sweet. Unlike Mark, this is actually a photo of Jeff but not at all flattering like mine.

Ted “Morrissey” Anderson

I’m not even sure why I’m putting Ted on here, but he was requested so I’ll acquiesce because I really don’t care. Ted’s a cool guy and all but he really doesn’t know how to cook and usually just eats the food instead of participating in the making. Either way I’ll let him be on the website and maybe even write a diddy or two to make him feel better about himself. You should also ask him about the awesome 3d glasses that were constructed today. They’re pretty rad.